I was made for sunny days.

I'm Clare. I choose joy. I love colors and coffee and music and antiques and the human soul. I strive to love people, laugh often, cry just as much, and live fully.

How I Met Your Mother

  • Ted: Hey, I got a new rule! It’s called, “you like her, you call her.”
  • Barney: I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I don’t speak “I never get laid.”
  • Ted: Barney, the three-days rule is insane! I mean, who even came up with that?
  • Barney: Jesus.
  • Marshall: Barney…don’t do this. Not with Jesus.
  • Barney: Seriously! Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died! They’d be all, “hey, Jesus, whuddup?” and Jesus would be like, “whuddup? I died yesterday.” And then they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And the dude would be all, “Okay…whatever you say, bro.”
  • Robin: How ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
  • Barney: And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday, everybody’s busy! Doing chores, working the loom, trimmin’ their beards! No, he waits the exact right number of days…three.
  • Ted: Okay…I promise I’ll wait three days, just please stop talking.
  • Barney: Plus, it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already! They’re all in there going, “No, Jesus is dead.” Then BAM, he bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched. And FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.
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